Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these…
will let u go with a warning if u give him biscuits
So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
reblogging (again) because cripples my heart so much.
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Who remembers when Simon Pegg, Benedict Cumberbatch, Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine went to a Hooters together? These are some lost tweets I found, allegedly they were all deleted for publicity reasons. Not lost any more I’m afraid! Apparently this was during the filming of Star Trek Into Darkness, and here’s the post that Simon Pegg refers to in his tweet.
if you were a rapper what would your name be? x
Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.
So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.
I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.
Then I remove the Styrofoam…
A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER
he then later gave me the legs.
LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS
Are you Luna Lovegood
I think she is Luna Lovegood